Cookie's NFL Investment Strategies: Week 13

Written by Cookie
Sunday, 06 December 2009 02:06

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December is upon us, and like the rest of the NFL's hopefuls, this is a make or break week for Cookie.

Week 1-2 results Week 3 results Week 4 results Week 5 results

Week 6 results Week 7 results Week 8 results Week 9 results

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Philadelphia (7-4) at Atlanta (6-5) (+5.5)
Time for NFC West to show how weak it really is.
Me lay 440 on Philadelphia Result: Philadelphia 34, Atlanta 7 +400

Tampa Bay (1-10) at Carolina (4-7) (-5)
Bucs in heated race for #1 draft pick in 2010. They not disappoint.
Me lay 330 on Carolina Result: Carolina 16, Tampa Bay 6 +300

St. Louis (1-10) at Chicago (4-7) (-9)
Bears not interested enough to win by double digits.
Me lay 220 on St. Louis Result: Chicago 17, St. Louis 9 +200

Detroit (2-9) at Cincinnati (8-3) (-13.5)
Bengals lay some late season eggs, and me like low scoring game where Lions keep it respectable.
Me lay 220 on Detroit Result: Cincinnati 23, Detroit 13 +200

Tennessee (5-6) at Indianapolis (11-0) (-7)
All arrows point to Titan victory, like NYSE stock indicator pointing downward. Me go other way.
Me lay 440 on Indianapolis Result: Indianapolis 27, Tennessee 17 +400

Houston (5-6) at Jacksonville (6-5) (+2)
What more riveting than two mediocre teams in shit cities with dim playoff hopes. That the kind of magic NFL offer to America.
Me lay 220 on Houston Result: Jacksonville 23, Houston 18 -220

Denver (7-4) at Kansas City (3-8) (+6)
Home field carry day here. Heavy pride game for Chiefs.
Me lay 330 on Kansas City Result: Denver 44, Kansas City 13 -330

New England (7-4) at Miami (5-6)
No line here. Even Vegas scratching heads at Pats Monday Night Laydown.

Oakland (3-8) at Pittsburgh (6-5) (-15)
Old timey 70s-style rivalry. Throwback uniforms to include sideburns and cocaine residue.
Me lay 330 on Oakland Result: Oakland 27, Pittsburgh 24 +300

New Orleans (11-0) at Washington (3-8) (+10)
Trap game me ass.
Me lay 330 on New Orleans Result: New Orleans 33, Washington 30 -330

San Diego (8-3) at Cleveland (1-10) (+14)
Chargers not waste choke on game like this. this game for inflating stock. Me go heavy.
Me lay 660 on San Diego Result: San Diego 30, Cleveland 23 -660

Dallas (8-3) at New York Giants (6-5) (+1.5)
Now is time for Cowboys to begin falling off table.
Me lay 440 on New York Giants Result: New York Giants 31, Dallas 24 +400

San Francisco (5-6) at Seattle (4-7) (+1)
Me contractually obligated to wager.
Me lay 220 on Seattle Result: Seattle 20, San Francisco 17 +200

Minnesota (10-1) at Arizona (7-4) (+3.5)
Me want to put money on whether Collinsworth use word "grizzled" during game.
Me lay 330 on Arizona Result: Arizona 30, Minnesota 17 +300

Baltimore (6-5) at Green Bay (7-4) (-3.5)
Every time Chris Berman groan "Lammmbeauuu," a sweatshop Chinese child laborer dies under pile of Disney stuffed animals.
Me lay 440 on Baltimore Result: Green Bay 27, Baltimore 14 -440